Quotable Moments in Video Games

The obligatory thread for favorite quotes from favorite video games.

For me, every moment in Portal. Especially right now because so many of those lines are still fresh in my mind...
- "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
- "Contact with the high-powered Energy Sphere can result in severe irritation and permanent disability, such as vaporization."
- "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
- "Aperture Science Enrichment Center promises you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." Later: " The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that it does speak, the Enrichment Center encourages you to disregard its advice."
- "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAI' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great. =)"

Ah, so many. ^_^

I've got one from my video game, NBA Live 2005/'06

"Balls passed around by the [insert team name here]."

rofl-worthy Galactic Grunts:
(Challenge) "Our objectives are incredible! Too incredible for me to understand!" (After battle) "...What was I fighting for again?"

(Talk after battle) "Wimpy little pokemon... when I get promoted, I'll demand better stolen pokemon."

"Ordinary people like you can't understand Team Galactic's grand designs! Come to think of it... I don't even know what's going on..."

More Portal quotes. ^_^
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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and Grief Counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back.

I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me I'd leave that thing alone. Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. Okay, fine, DO touch it. Pick it up, and just stuff it back into me.

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much! Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!

You are kidding me! Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.

Neurotoxin... *cough* So deadly... *coughs* Choking... Hahahaha... I'm kidding. When I said 'Deadly Neurotoxin', the 'Deadly' was in massive "sarcasm quotes". I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes.

Andrew Ryan: If you pull that lever, you'll know what it truly means to be my enemy...

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Andrew Ryan: You see, God did not plant the seeds of this Arcadia... I did.

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Peach Wilkins: I bet when Fontaine climbed out of hell he told the devil he'd be right back, and the devil said, "Sure thing, Mr. Fontaine! I'll hold your spot!"

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All from Bioshock... It's such an amazing game...