The vending machine! *It's back. De-de-dum*

Comes out Nothing

Inserts Chuck Norris

/out comes his third fist/

/insert camera/

*Out comes your third-grade school photo which you'd rather forget*

AAAAAAHHH!

*inserts foreign (NZ) coin*

-out comes US coin-

-inserts coin-

-out comes a monkey with diarrhoea-

EEEEEWWWWW!

-Insert monkey, rear end first of course-

-out comes pop-

Wow...something that might really come out of a vending machine...

-puts top of pop in-

-out comes Dialga-

Go, Master Ball! Yay!

-Insert Smeargle-

-Out comes some Andy Warhol artz-

o_O;

-Insert avatar-

-Out comes fried chicken-

tasty...

-Insert chicken bone-

-Out comes fresh roasted chicken-

Yummage. :>

-Insert chicken leg-

*out come nail polish*

/me poisons the forum

*inserts attorney's badge*